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  1. Is she hiding something? Then you should link it to the battery. Drive nails into the baseball bat. Threaten your scrotum with violence. Call your friend and play “good-bad cop”. Beat her up. Shout it out. Stare at her for days on end. Look right into her soul. See that you are not so different. Make friends with her. Shake her testicle. Untie her. Go out into the woods with her. Let her go, even though it will hurt you. She's better off free. Be happy.

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