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    1. I live across the street from the cemetery, and it looks like you'll be living across from me pretty soon.

    2. Won't it be hard for you to pick your teeth off the floor with your broken hands?

    3. You're so adept at squandering your life as if you have 9 of them.

    4. Yesterday I noticed that you look best not in full face, but through the scope.

    5. When your head is removed from an industrial meat grinder , it will pass for an accident.

    6. I urge you to take a bath today, so that the dogs will have a little more fun eating your genitals.

    7. There will be advantages for you in our meeting. After that, you can safely tell the chicks that all these scars appeared because of your participation in fights without rules.

    8. I don't want to bother for a long time. I think I'll just hit you on the back of the head and then feed you to the wolves alive.”

    9. By the way! Just today I read 10 ways to get rid of a corpse. I am always very happy when theoretical knowledge comes in handy in practice.

    10. You have such a big forehead. I'd like to say it's a sign of intelligence, but all I can think about is that it will make a great ashtray.

    11. I'm so sentimental that I'll even send your mother some of your organs. So that she doesn't have to worry about ever finding you.

    12. Be a human – go to the hospital and register as an organ donor. And I feel good, and your death will not be in vain.

    13. All you have to do is stick the knife in the right place once, and the little man is gone. It's a pity that you can't tell anyone how much it hurts.

    14. I recommend you to insure your life. Your family must have at least some benefit from you, for their years of suffering.

    15. Please promise to tell me which was more painful – when the scalp was removed from your face, or when it was removed from your penis.

    If it's not enough, I can still think about it

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